The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0088 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#0088AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.72
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0179 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0179AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.37
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0182 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0182AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.02
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0202 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0202AAPL
INTERN
Rarity38.08
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0204 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#0204AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.85
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0223 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0223AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.28
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0329 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#0329AAPL
INTERN
Rarity63.88
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0434 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, on plasma violet
#0434AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.96
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0546 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#0546AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.71
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0547 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0547AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.1
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0640 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0640AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.47
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0876 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0876AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.56
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0895 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#0895AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.2
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0906 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0906AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.76
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0936 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0936AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.11
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0958 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0958AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.85
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0992 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#0992AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.2
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1042 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#1042AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.77
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

End of the list — all 18 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.