The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0134 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#0134AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.71
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0234 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0234AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.16
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0481 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0481AAPL
INTERN
Rarity39.14
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0525 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0525AAPL
INTERN
Rarity39.09
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0603 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0603AAPL
INTERN
Rarity34.63
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0665 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0665AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.85
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0677 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0677AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.93
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0715 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0715AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.84
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0750 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0750AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.53
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0804 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#0804AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.76
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0859 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#0859AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.44
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0926 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#0926AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.35
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0973 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0973AAPL
INTERN
Rarity33.82
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1014 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#1014AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.91
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1033 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#1033AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.12
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1071 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1071AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.22
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1090 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#1090AAPL
INTERN
Rarity38.97
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1095 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#1095AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.4
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1228 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#1228NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.9
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1238 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1238NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.86
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1456 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1456NVDA
INTERN
Rarity38.75
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1484 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#1484NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.21
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1519 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#1519NVDA
INTERN
Rarity39.38
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1698 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#1698NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.46
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1832 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#1832NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.43
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1859 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#1859NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.57
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1880 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1880NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.78
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1984 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#1984NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.33
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2067 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2067NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.67
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2081 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2081NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.47
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2142 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2142NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.87
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2252 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#2252TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.77
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2305 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2305TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.39
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2382 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2382TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.32
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2458 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#2458TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.79
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2577 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#2577TSLA
INTERN
Rarity36.96
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2684 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2684TSLA
INTERN
Rarity39.75
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2696 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2696TSLA
INTERN
Rarity61.76
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2917 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#2917TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.88
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2992 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2992TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.94
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3080 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#3080TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.67
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3199 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#3199TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.69
Rarest: pink 9.4%

End of the list — all 42 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.