The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0063 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0063AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.34
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0214 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0214AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.25
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0234 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0234AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.16
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0340 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#0340AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.74
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0450 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0450AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.75
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0513 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#0513AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.34
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0543 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#0543AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.57
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0612 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0612AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.66
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0700 — a sky cat, in a black suit, on plasma violet
#0700AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.61
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0707 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#0707AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.59
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0750 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0750AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.53
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0936 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0936AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.11
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1033 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#1033AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.12
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1081 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#1081AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.56
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1106 — a mint cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#1106AAPL
INTERN
Rarity63.03
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1276 — a gray cat, in a black suit, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1276NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.77
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1330 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#1330NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.99
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1379 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#1379NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.17
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1468 — a white cat, in a black suit, on plasma violet
#1468NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.35
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1678 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1678NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.67
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1698 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#1698NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.46
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1709 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1709NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.29
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1721 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#1721NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.74
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1726 — a gray cat, in a black suit, on plasma violet
#1726NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.87
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1788 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#1788NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.22
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1803 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1803NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.41
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1843 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#1843NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.25
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1892 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#1892NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.23
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1986 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#1986NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.35
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2025 — a mint cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2025NVDA
INTERN
Rarity65.14
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2366 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#2366TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.01
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2544 — a white cat, in a black suit, on plasma violet
#2544TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.36
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2619 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2619TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.45
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2772 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2772TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.4
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2927 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2927TSLA
INTERN
Rarity61.36
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #3070 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#3070TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.27
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #3134 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#3134TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.56
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #3325 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#3325TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.76
Rarest: black 9.7%

End of the list — all 38 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.