The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #1168 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#1168NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.58
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1220 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on plasma violet
#1220NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.51
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1296 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#1296NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.62
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1316 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#1316NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.27
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1360 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, on plasma violet
#1360NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.1
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1388 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#1388NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.99
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1533 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#1533NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.91
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1535 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#1535NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.08
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1716 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#1716NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.1
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1730 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#1730NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.57
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1786 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#1786NVDA
INTERN
Rarity39.44
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1827 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, on plasma violet
#1827NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.25
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1840 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#1840NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.83
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1980 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#1980NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.32
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2018 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#2018NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.01
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2106 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2106NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.56
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2160 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2160NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.43
Rarest: pink 9.4%

End of the list — all 17 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.