The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #1291 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet

#1291NVDA

INTERN

Rarity41.33

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #1305 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet

#1305NVDA

#1321NVDA

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #1335 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet

#1335NVDA

INTERN

Rarity46.93

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #1425 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet

#1425NVDA

#1533NVDA

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #1551 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet

#1551NVDA

INTERN

Rarity49.93

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #1553 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet

#1553NVDA

#1610NVDA

#1694NVDA

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #1709 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet

#1709NVDA

#1875NVDA

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #1887 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet

#1887NVDA

INTERN

Rarity55.89

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #1915 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet

#1915NVDA

#1931NVDA

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #1967 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet

#1967NVDA

INTERN

Rarity47.57

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #1988 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet

#1988NVDA

INTERN

Rarity39.66

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #2004 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet

#2004NVDA

INTERN

Rarity46.93

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #2007 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet

#2007NVDA

INTERN

Rarity50.14

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #2018 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet

#2018NVDA

INTERN

Rarity43.01

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #2025 — a mint cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet

#2025NVDA

#2028NVDA

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #2100 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet

#2100NVDA

INTERN

Rarity41.47

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #2221 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet

#2221NVDA

INTERN

Rarity43.06

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

End of the list — all 24 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.