The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

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All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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EmployerTomcat Motors Backgroundplasma violet Tiegold CLEAR ALL

Employee #2223 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet

#2223TSLA

INTERN

Rarity53.67

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #2242 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet

#2242TSLA

INTERN

Rarity48.89

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #2243 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet

#2243TSLA

INTERN

Rarity42.86

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #2310 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet

#2310TSLA

INTERN

Rarity43.04

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #2366 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet

#2366TSLA

INTERN

Rarity54.01

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2370 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet

#2370TSLA

INTERN

Rarity42.28

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #2424 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet

#2424TSLA

INTERN

Rarity38.75

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #2430 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet

#2430TSLA

INTERN

Rarity40.29

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #2457 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet

#2457TSLA

INTERN

Rarity50.27

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #2496 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet

#2496TSLA

INTERN

Rarity44.27

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #2614 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet

#2614TSLA

#2623TSLA

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #2626 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet

#2626TSLA

INTERN

Rarity53.26

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2629 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet

#2629TSLA

#2644TSLA

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #2646 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet

#2646TSLA

INTERN

Rarity44.59

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #2772 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet

#2772TSLA

#2842TSLA

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #2855 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet

#2855TSLA

INTERN

Rarity46.73

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #2910 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet

#2910TSLA

INTERN

Rarity41.71

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #2920 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet

#2920TSLA

INTERN

Rarity37.66

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #2931 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet

#2931TSLA

INTERN

Rarity52.63

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #3009 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet

#3009TSLA

#3015TSLA

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #3026 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet

#3026TSLA

INTERN

Rarity43.64

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #3033 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet

#3033TSLA

INTERN

Rarity41.56

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #3051 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet

#3051TSLA

INTERN

Rarity57.93

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #3060 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet

#3060TSLA

INTERN

Rarity46.99

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #3063 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet

#3063TSLA

INTERN

Rarity43.61

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #3066 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet

#3066TSLA

INTERN

Rarity45.36

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #3070 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet

#3070TSLA

#3082TSLA

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #3171 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet

#3171TSLA

#3209TSLA

#3242TSLA

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #3272 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet

#3272TSLA

#3309TSLA

#3324TSLA

#3325TSLA

End of the list — all 39 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.