The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #2252 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#2252TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.77
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2305 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2305TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.39
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2380 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2380TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.25
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2382 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2382TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.32
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2408 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2408TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.43
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2458 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#2458TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.79
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2460 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#2460TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.42
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2501 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2501TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.67
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2571 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2571TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.98
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2577 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#2577TSLA
INTERN
Rarity36.96
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2684 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2684TSLA
INTERN
Rarity39.75
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2691 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#2691TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.94
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2696 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2696TSLA
INTERN
Rarity61.76
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2733 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2733TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.88
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2809 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#2809TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.24
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2850 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2850TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.02
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2860 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#2860TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.19
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2917 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#2917TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.88
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2992 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2992TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.94
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3076 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#3076TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.87
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #3080 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#3080TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.67
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3106 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#3106TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.49
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3125 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#3125TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.01
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3159 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#3159TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.5
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3176 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#3176TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.72
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3199 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#3199TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.69
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #3263 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#3263TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.62
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3274 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#3274TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.53
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3280 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#3280TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.79
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3285 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#3285TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.13
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3320 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#3320TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.78
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

End of the list — all 31 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.