The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0038 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#0038AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.54
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0499 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#0499AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.01
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0592 — a white cat, in a black suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0592AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.04
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0598 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#0598AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.72
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0620 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#0620AAPL
INTERN
Rarity59.29
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0905 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0905AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.02
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1038 — a cream cat, in a black suit, on rose
#1038AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.07
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1068 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on rose
#1068AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.05
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1084 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1084AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.7
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1098 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#1098AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.08
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1232 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#1232NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.8
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1392 — a white cat, in a black suit, on rose
#1392NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.57
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1414 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1414NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.25
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1510 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#1510NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.95
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1836 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, on rose
#1836NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.24
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2167 — a sky cat, in a black suit, on rose
#2167NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.38
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2219 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#2219NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.29
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2581 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2581TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.53
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2635 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2635TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.5
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2783 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2783TSLA
INTERN
Rarity59.48
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2787 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#2787TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.79
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2802 — a mint cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#2802TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.56
Rarest: mint 8.3%

End of the list — all 22 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.