The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0355 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0355AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.21
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0378 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, on rose
#0378AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.08
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0592 — a white cat, in a black suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0592AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.04
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0948 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, on rose
#0948AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.13
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0989 — a sky cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0989AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.08
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1038 — a cream cat, in a black suit, on rose
#1038AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.07
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1351 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1351NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.16
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1365 — a gray cat, in a green suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1365NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.84
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1378 — a sky cat, in a green suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1378NVDA
INTERN
Rarity63.72
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1392 — a white cat, in a black suit, on rose
#1392NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.57
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1573 — a white cat, in a navy suit, on rose
#1573NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.33
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1640 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, on rose
#1640NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.15
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1836 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, on rose
#1836NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.24
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2144 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#2144NVDA
INTERN
Rarity63.96
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2163 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, on rose
#2163NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.52
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2167 — a sky cat, in a black suit, on rose
#2167NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.38
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2431 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2431TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.49
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2553 — a white cat, in a green suit, on rose
#2553TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.76
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2761 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2761TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.25
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2978 — a white cat, in a navy suit, on rose
#2978TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.13
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3096 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, on rose
#3096TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.98
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3189 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, on rose
#3189TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.8
Rarest: rose 8.8%

End of the list — all 22 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.