The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0114 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#0114AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.77
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0455 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#0455AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.33
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0516 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#0516AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.07
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0661 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#0661AAPL
INTERN
Rarity64.34
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0793 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#0793AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.57
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0825 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#0825AAPL
INTERN
Rarity60.94
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1050 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1050AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.9
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1120 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1120NVDA
INTERN
Rarity62.43
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1154 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1154NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.96
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1169 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1169NVDA
INTERN
Rarity66.48
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1255 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1255NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.21
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1457 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1457NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.91
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1727 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1727NVDA
INTERN
Rarity61.87
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2039 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2039NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.13
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2193 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2193NVDA
INTERN
Rarity62.12
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2497 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2497TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.13
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2505 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2505TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.44
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2753 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2753TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.28
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2980 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2980TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.68
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3085 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#3085TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.57
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3136 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#3136TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.41
Rarest: rose 8.8%

End of the list — all 21 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.