The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0452 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0452AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.49
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0455 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#0455AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.33
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0471 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#0471AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.69
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0939 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0939AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.18
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1050 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1050AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.9
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1109 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#1109AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.72
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1222 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#1222NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.81
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1332 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#1332NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.91
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1612 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1612NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.57
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1807 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#1807NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.59
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1998 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#1998NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.54
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2070 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#2070NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.89
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2187 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#2187NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.05
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2193 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2193NVDA
INTERN
Rarity62.12
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2295 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2295TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.61
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2417 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#2417TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.88
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2428 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#2428TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.65
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2434 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#2434TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.23
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2487 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#2487TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.47
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2506 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, on rose
#2506TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.7
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2545 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#2545TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.67
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2893 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#2893TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.39
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2980 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2980TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.68
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3052 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#3052TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.9
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3136 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#3136TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.41
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3326 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#3326TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.61
Rarest: rose 8.8%

End of the list — all 26 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.