The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #2225 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#2225TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.35
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2287 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#2287TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.29
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2295 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2295TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.61
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2417 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#2417TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.88
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2428 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#2428TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.65
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2434 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#2434TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.23
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2487 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#2487TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.47
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2489 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#2489TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.01
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2497 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2497TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.13
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2505 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2505TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.44
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2506 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, on rose
#2506TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.7
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2545 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#2545TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.67
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2551 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on rose
#2551TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.76
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2594 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#2594TSLA
INTERN
Rarity60.86
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2599 — a gray cat, in a green suit, on rose
#2599TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.36
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2621 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on rose
#2621TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.63
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2703 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on rose
#2703TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.68
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2706 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, on rose
#2706TSLA
INTERN
Rarity59.7
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2738 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on rose
#2738TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.03
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2749 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#2749TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.87
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2753 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2753TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.28
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2893 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#2893TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.39
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2915 — a sky cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2915TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.82
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2934 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on rose
#2934TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.9
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2957 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2957TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.36
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2961 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on rose
#2961TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.19
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2980 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2980TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.68
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3052 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#3052TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.9
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3084 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#3084TSLA
INTERN
Rarity62.45
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #3085 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#3085TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.57
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3097 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#3097TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.96
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3136 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#3136TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.41
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3163 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#3163TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.53
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3185 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#3185TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.13
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3231 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#3231TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.46
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3276 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, on rose
#3276TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.32
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3326 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#3326TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.61
Rarest: rose 8.8%

End of the list — all 37 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.