The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0038 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#0038AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.54
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0228 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#0228AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.67
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0388 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#0388AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.24
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0615 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#0615AAPL
INTERN
Rarity39.98
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0944 — a white cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0944AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.16
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1068 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on rose
#1068AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.05
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1219 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#1219NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.23
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1275 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#1275NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.68
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1392 — a white cat, in a black suit, on rose
#1392NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.57
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1637 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1637NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.9
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1997 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#1997NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.13
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2553 — a white cat, in a green suit, on rose
#2553TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.76
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2580 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#2580TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.92
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2861 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#2861TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.55
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2978 — a white cat, in a navy suit, on rose
#2978TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.13
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3096 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, on rose
#3096TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.98
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3231 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#3231TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.46
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3276 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, on rose
#3276TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.32
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3306 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#3306TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.48
Rarest: rose 8.8%

End of the list — all 19 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.