The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0378 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, on rose
#0378AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.08
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0452 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0452AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.49
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0455 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#0455AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.33
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0939 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0939AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.18
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0948 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, on rose
#0948AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.13
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1351 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1351NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.16
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1527 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#1527NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.19
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1612 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1612NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.57
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1758 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1758NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.01
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1793 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#1793NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.24
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1998 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#1998NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.54
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2487 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#2487TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.47
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2545 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#2545TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.67
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2580 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#2580TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.92
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2616 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#2616TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.73
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2978 — a white cat, in a navy suit, on rose
#2978TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.13
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3123 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#3123TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.64
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3157 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#3157TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.09
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3240 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#3240TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.79
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3306 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#3306TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.48
Rarest: rose 8.8%

End of the list — all 20 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.