The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0034 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0034AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.07
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0108 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#0108AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.95
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0114 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#0114AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.77
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0135 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#0135AAPL
INTERN
Rarity39.62
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0353 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#0353AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.22
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0488 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#0488AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.26
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0516 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#0516AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.07
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0562 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#0562AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.38
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0637 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#0637AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.52
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0815 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#0815AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.3
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0931 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0931AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.26
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1011 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1011AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.36
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1013 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#1013AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.46
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1109 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#1109AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.72
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1143 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#1143NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.09
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1222 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#1222NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.81
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1254 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on rose
#1254NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.73
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1340 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1340NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.75
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1418 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1418NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.81
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1505 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on rose
#1505NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.46
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1510 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#1510NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.95
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1518 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#1518NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.61
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1693 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on rose
#1693NVDA
INTERN
Rarity39
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1767 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#1767NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.69
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1974 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#1974NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.52
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2020 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#2020NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.48
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2030 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#2030NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.59
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2173 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#2173NVDA
INTERN
Rarity39.63
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2225 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#2225TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.35
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2260 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2260TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.11
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2327 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2327TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.73
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2392 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on rose
#2392TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.43
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2431 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2431TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.49
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2548 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#2548TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.7
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2669 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2669TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.16
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2753 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2753TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.28
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2787 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#2787TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.79
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2888 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#2888TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.52
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2918 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2918TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.48
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2993 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#2993TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.48
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2996 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#2996TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.22
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3068 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#3068TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.14
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3163 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#3163TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.53
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3175 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#3175TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.31
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3287 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#3287TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.73
Rarest: rose 8.8%

End of the list — all 45 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.