The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0012 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#0012AAPL
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Rarity50.7
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0034 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0034AAPL
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Rarity55.07
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0037 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#0037AAPL
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Rarity53.25
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0097 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#0097AAPL
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Rarity45.48
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0108 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#0108AAPL
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Rarity40.95
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0114 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#0114AAPL
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Rarity47.77
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0127 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#0127AAPL
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Rarity43.48
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0135 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#0135AAPL
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Rarity39.62
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0279 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#0279AAPL
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Rarity50.45
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0295 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#0295AAPL
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Rarity47.74
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0305 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#0305AAPL
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Rarity46.2
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0313 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0313AAPL
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Rarity55.62
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0315 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#0315AAPL
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Rarity46.55
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0353 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#0353AAPL
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Rarity47.22
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0453 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#0453AAPL
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Rarity41.98
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0488 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#0488AAPL
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Rarity51.26
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0516 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#0516AAPL
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Rarity53.07
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0524 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#0524AAPL
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Rarity49.96
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0536 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#0536AAPL
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Rarity37.74
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0562 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#0562AAPL
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Rarity46.38
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0592 — a white cat, in a black suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0592AAPL
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Rarity55.04
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0598 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#0598AAPL
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Rarity50.72
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0637 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#0637AAPL
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Rarity46.52
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0798 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#0798AAPL
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Rarity58.34
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0815 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#0815AAPL
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Rarity43.3
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0905 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0905AAPL
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Rarity51.02
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0931 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0931AAPL
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Rarity44.26
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0987 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on rose
#0987AAPL
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Rarity43.98
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1011 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1011AAPL
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Rarity46.36
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1013 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#1013AAPL
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Rarity54.46
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1045 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#1045AAPL
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Rarity60.13
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1056 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#1056AAPL
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Rarity37.6
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1084 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1084AAPL
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Rarity57.7
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1109 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#1109AAPL
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Rarity46.72
Rarest: rose 8.8%

End of the list — all 34 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.