The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #2399 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2399TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.8
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2428 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#2428TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.65
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2434 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#2434TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.23
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2489 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#2489TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.01
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2506 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, on rose
#2506TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.7
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2551 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on rose
#2551TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.76
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2594 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#2594TSLA
INTERN
Rarity60.86
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2621 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on rose
#2621TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.63
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2694 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#2694TSLA
INTERN
Rarity60.6
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2703 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on rose
#2703TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.68
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2750 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#2750TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.76
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2866 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2866TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.63
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2915 — a sky cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2915TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.82
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2934 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on rose
#2934TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.9
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3052 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#3052TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.9
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3085 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#3085TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.57
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3097 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#3097TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.96
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3185 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#3185TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.13
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3308 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#3308TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.65
Rarest: rose 8.8%

End of the list — all 19 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.