The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0009 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#0009AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.21
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0108 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#0108AAPL
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Rarity40.95
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0135 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#0135AAPL
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Rarity39.62
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0305 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#0305AAPL
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Rarity46.2
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0330 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on rose
#0330AAPL
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Rarity44.21
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0419 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#0419AAPL
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Rarity54.9
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0452 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0452AAPL
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Rarity45.49
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0471 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#0471AAPL
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Rarity53.69
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0516 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#0516AAPL
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Rarity53.07
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0524 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#0524AAPL
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Rarity49.96
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0562 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#0562AAPL
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Rarity46.38
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0576 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#0576AAPL
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Rarity47.42
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0598 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#0598AAPL
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Rarity50.72
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0620 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#0620AAPL
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Rarity59.29
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0661 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#0661AAPL
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Rarity64.34
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0718 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on rose
#0718AAPL
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Rarity43.63
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0793 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#0793AAPL
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Rarity55.57
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0870 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#0870AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.99
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1038 — a cream cat, in a black suit, on rose
#1038AAPL
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Rarity56.07
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1098 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#1098AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.08
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1109 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#1109AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.72
Rarest: rose 8.8%

End of the list — all 21 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.