The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0097 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#0097AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.48
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0127 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#0127AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.48
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0228 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#0228AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.67
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0353 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#0353AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.22
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0488 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#0488AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.26
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0948 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, on rose
#0948AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.13
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1120 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1120NVDA
INTERN
Rarity62.43
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1137 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#1137NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.21
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1169 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1169NVDA
INTERN
Rarity66.48
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1365 — a gray cat, in a green suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1365NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.84
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1366 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#1366NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.22
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1418 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1418NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.81
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1474 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, on rose
#1474NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.03
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1504 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1504NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.86
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1614 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1614NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.24
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1693 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on rose
#1693NVDA
INTERN
Rarity39
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1701 — a gray cat, in a black suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#1701NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.11
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1793 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#1793NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.24
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1798 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1798NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.98
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1942 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#1942NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.92
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2057 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#2057NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.25
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2487 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#2487TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.47
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2489 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#2489TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.01
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2497 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2497TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.13
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2515 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#2515TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.05
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2581 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2581TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.53
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2599 — a gray cat, in a green suit, on rose
#2599TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.36
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2635 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2635TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.5
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2703 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on rose
#2703TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.68
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2750 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#2750TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.76
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2783 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2783TSLA
INTERN
Rarity59.48
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2980 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2980TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.68
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3048 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#3048TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.05
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3052 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#3052TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.9
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3084 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#3084TSLA
INTERN
Rarity62.45
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #3096 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, on rose
#3096TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.98
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3133 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#3133TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.7
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #3175 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#3175TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.31
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3231 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#3231TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.46
Rarest: rose 8.8%

End of the list — all 39 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.