The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

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All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0443 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#0443AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.58
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0453 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#0453AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.98
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0569 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0569AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.66
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0825 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#0825AAPL
INTERN
Rarity60.94
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1045 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#1045AAPL
INTERN
Rarity60.13
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1084 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1084AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.7
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1243 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#1243NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.3
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1254 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on rose
#1254NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.73
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1497 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#1497NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.54
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1686 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1686NVDA
INTERN
Rarity62.55
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2187 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#2187NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.05
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2295 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2295TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.61
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2417 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#2417TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.88
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2506 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, on rose
#2506TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.7
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2538 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2538TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.12
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2669 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2669TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.16
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2749 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#2749TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.87
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2961 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on rose
#2961TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.19
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2996 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#2996TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.22
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3068 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#3068TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.14
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3097 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#3097TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.96
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3123 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#3123TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.64
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3164 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#3164TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.09
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3173 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#3173TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.89
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3287 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#3287TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.73
Rarest: rose 8.8%

End of the list — all 25 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.