The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0315 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#0315AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.55
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0355 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0355AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.21
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0378 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, on rose
#0378AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.08
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0388 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#0388AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.24
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0455 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#0455AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.33
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0494 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#0494AAPL
INTERN
Rarity39.07
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0536 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#0536AAPL
INTERN
Rarity37.74
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0555 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#0555AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.96
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1011 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1011AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.36
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1050 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1050AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.9
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1056 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#1056AAPL
INTERN
Rarity37.6
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1219 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#1219NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.23
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1334 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1334NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.93
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2020 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#2020NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.48
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2114 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#2114NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.62
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2163 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, on rose
#2163NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.52
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2225 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#2225TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.35
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2621 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on rose
#2621TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.63
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2906 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#2906TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.37
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3025 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#3025TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.81
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3163 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#3163TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.53
Rarest: rose 8.8%

End of the list — all 21 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.