The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0012 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#0012AAPL
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Rarity50.7
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0013 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#0013AAPL
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Rarity58.88
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0097 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#0097AAPL
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Rarity45.48
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0104 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0104AAPL
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Rarity48.01
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0127 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#0127AAPL
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Rarity43.48
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0248 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#0248AAPL
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Rarity44.27
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0295 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#0295AAPL
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Rarity47.74
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0305 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#0305AAPL
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Rarity46.2
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0330 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on rose
#0330AAPL
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Rarity44.21
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0356 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#0356AAPL
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Rarity50.19
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0443 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#0443AAPL
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Rarity50.58
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0452 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0452AAPL
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Rarity45.49
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0471 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#0471AAPL
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Rarity53.69
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0499 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#0499AAPL
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Rarity56.01
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0798 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#0798AAPL
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Rarity58.34
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0825 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#0825AAPL
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Rarity60.94
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0987 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on rose
#0987AAPL
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Rarity43.98
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1007 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1007AAPL
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Rarity54.41
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1045 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#1045AAPL
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Rarity60.13
Rarest: rose 8.8%

End of the list — all 19 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.