The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0038 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#0038AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.54
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0135 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#0135AAPL
INTERN
Rarity39.62
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0228 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#0228AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.67
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0516 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#0516AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.07
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0931 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0931AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.26
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1098 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#1098AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.08
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1153 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#1153NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.2
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1495 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on rose
#1495NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.8
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1505 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on rose
#1505NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.46
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1573 — a white cat, in a navy suit, on rose
#1573NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.33
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1637 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1637NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.9
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1872 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#1872NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.02
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2030 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#2030NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.59
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2039 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2039NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.13
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2173 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#2173NVDA
INTERN
Rarity39.63
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2245 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2245TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.53
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2417 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#2417TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.88
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2431 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2431TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.49
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2553 — a white cat, in a green suit, on rose
#2553TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.76
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2580 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#2580TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.92
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2861 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#2861TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.55
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2934 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on rose
#2934TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.9
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2957 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2957TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.36
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #3068 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#3068TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.14
Rarest: rose 8.8%

End of the list — all 24 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.