The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0013 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#0013AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.88
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0097 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#0097AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.48
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0127 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#0127AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.48
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0295 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#0295AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.74
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0300 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on rose
#0300AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.53
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0356 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#0356AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.19
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0364 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#0364AAPL
INTERN
Rarity60.79
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0471 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#0471AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.69
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0592 — a white cat, in a black suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0592AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.04
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0637 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#0637AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.52
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0825 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#0825AAPL
INTERN
Rarity60.94
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1013 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#1013AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.46
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1045 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#1045AAPL
INTERN
Rarity60.13
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1120 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1120NVDA
INTERN
Rarity62.43
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1199 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#1199NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.45
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1351 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1351NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.16
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1365 — a gray cat, in a green suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1365NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.84
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1463 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#1463NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.42
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1473 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1473NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.34
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1482 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#1482NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.36
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1504 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1504NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.86
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1665 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1665NVDA
INTERN
Rarity61.26
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1807 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#1807NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.59
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1907 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#1907NVDA
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Rarity61.06
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1974 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#1974NVDA
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Rarity41.52
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1989 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#1989NVDA
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Rarity46.22
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1997 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#1997NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.13
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1998 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#1998NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.54
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2057 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#2057NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.25
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2147 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#2147NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.33
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2193 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2193NVDA
INTERN
Rarity62.12
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2388 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#2388TSLA
INTERN
Rarity64.86
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2581 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2581TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.53
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2628 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2628TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.54
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2635 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2635TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.5
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2661 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#2661TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.88
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2761 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2761TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.25
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2783 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2783TSLA
INTERN
Rarity59.48
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2866 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2866TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.63
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2918 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2918TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.48
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2978 — a white cat, in a navy suit, on rose
#2978TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.13
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2980 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2980TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.68
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3048 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#3048TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.05
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3133 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#3133TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.7
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #3146 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#3146TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.2
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3173 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#3173TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.89
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3240 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#3240TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.79
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3287 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#3287TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.73
Rarest: rose 8.8%

End of the list — all 48 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.