The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #1153 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#1153NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.2
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1158 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#1158NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.77
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1366 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#1366NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.22
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1495 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on rose
#1495NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.8
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1497 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#1497NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.54
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1505 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on rose
#1505NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.46
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1552 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1552NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.17
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1573 — a white cat, in a navy suit, on rose
#1573NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.33
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1612 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1612NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.57
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1614 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1614NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.24
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1637 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1637NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.9
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1762 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#1762NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.53
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1836 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, on rose
#1836NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.24
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1872 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#1872NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.02
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1942 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#1942NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.92
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2030 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#2030NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.59
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2039 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2039NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.13
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2072 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#2072NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.89
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2150 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#2150NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.63
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2167 — a sky cat, in a black suit, on rose
#2167NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.38
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2173 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#2173NVDA
INTERN
Rarity39.63
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2200 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#2200NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.12
Rarest: rose 8.8%

End of the list — all 22 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.