The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #1254 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on rose
#1254NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.73
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1365 — a gray cat, in a green suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1365NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.84
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1378 — a sky cat, in a green suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1378NVDA
INTERN
Rarity63.72
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1495 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on rose
#1495NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.8
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1505 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on rose
#1505NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.46
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1518 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#1518NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.61
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1552 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1552NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.17
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1606 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on rose
#1606NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.34
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1686 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1686NVDA
INTERN
Rarity62.55
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1693 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on rose
#1693NVDA
INTERN
Rarity39
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1727 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1727NVDA
INTERN
Rarity61.87
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1744 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#1744NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.94
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1798 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1798NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.98
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1907 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#1907NVDA
INTERN
Rarity61.06
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1989 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#1989NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.22
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2020 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#2020NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.48
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2057 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#2057NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.25
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2134 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2134NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.02
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2147 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#2147NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.33
Rarest: mint 8.3%

End of the list — all 19 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.