The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0135 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#0135AAPL
INTERN
Rarity39.62
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0452 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0452AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.49
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0453 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#0453AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.98
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0471 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#0471AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.69
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1199 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#1199NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.45
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1319 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#1319NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.42
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1497 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#1497NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.54
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1527 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#1527NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.19
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1998 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#1998NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.54
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2245 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2245TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.53
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2275 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#2275TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.74
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2295 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2295TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.61
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2515 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#2515TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.05
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2580 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#2580TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.92
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2676 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#2676TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.71
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2866 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2866TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.63
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3133 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#3133TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.7
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #3240 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#3240TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.79
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3326 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#3326TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.61
Rarest: rose 8.8%

End of the list — all 19 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.