The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #2225 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#2225TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.35
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2245 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2245TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.53
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2275 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#2275TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.74
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2295 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2295TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.61
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2392 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on rose
#2392TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.43
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2435 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#2435TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.72
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2497 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2497TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.13
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2515 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#2515TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.05
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2551 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on rose
#2551TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.76
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2580 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#2580TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.92
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2594 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#2594TSLA
INTERN
Rarity60.86
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2621 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on rose
#2621TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.63
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2628 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2628TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.54
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2676 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#2676TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.71
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2703 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on rose
#2703TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.68
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2738 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on rose
#2738TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.03
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2749 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#2749TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.87
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2753 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2753TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.28
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2799 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2799TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.85
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2866 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2866TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.63
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2934 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on rose
#2934TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.9
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2957 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2957TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.36
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2961 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on rose
#2961TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.19
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3061 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on rose
#3061TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.43
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3085 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#3085TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.57
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3133 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#3133TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.7
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #3164 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#3164TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.09
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3172 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#3172TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.73
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3173 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#3173TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.89
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3185 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#3185TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.13
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3240 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#3240TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.79
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3248 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on rose
#3248TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.22
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3255 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#3255TSLA
INTERN
Rarity59.84
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #3326 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#3326TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.61
Rarest: rose 8.8%

End of the list — all 34 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.