The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #1143 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#1143NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.09
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1232 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#1232NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.8
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1243 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#1243NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.3
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1287 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#1287NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.48
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1612 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1612NVDA
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Rarity52.57
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1626 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#1626NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.82
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1637 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1637NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.9
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1798 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1798NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.98
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1854 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1854NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.83
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1942 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#1942NVDA
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Rarity47.92
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1989 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#1989NVDA
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Rarity46.22
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1997 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#1997NVDA
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Rarity45.13
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2030 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#2030NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.59
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2039 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2039NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.13
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2052 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2052NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.79
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2072 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#2072NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.89
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2114 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#2114NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.62
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2164 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#2164NVDA
INTERN
Rarity61.17
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2200 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#2200NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.12
Rarest: rose 8.8%

End of the list — all 19 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.