The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0173 — a mint cat, in a green suit, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#0173AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.67
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0258 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#0258AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.08
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0420 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#0420AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.03
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0484 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0484AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.12
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0699 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#0699AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.86
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0734 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0734AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.68
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0766 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#0766AAPL
INTERN
Rarity59.89
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0791 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#0791AAPL
INTERN
Rarity61.61
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0997 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#0997AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.95
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1010 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1010AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.27
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1155 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, on royal
#1155NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.62
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1201 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#1201NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.5
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1235 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1235NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.49
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1370 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on royal
#1370NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.22
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1509 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#1509NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.39
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1536 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#1536NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.49
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1556 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1556NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.75
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1656 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#1656NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.69
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1990 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#1990NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.44
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2248 — a sky cat, in a black suit, on royal
#2248TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.87
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2291 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#2291TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.48
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2311 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#2311TSLA
INTERN
Rarity60.94
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2385 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, on royal
#2385TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.15
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2418 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on royal
#2418TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.15
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2511 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on royal
#2511TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.16
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2604 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#2604TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.58
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2625 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on royal
#2625TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.46
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2712 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#2712TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.95
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2801 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#2801TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.52
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2865 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#2865TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.11
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3078 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on royal
#3078TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.92
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3094 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#3094TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.62
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3126 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#3126TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.24
Rarest: royal 7.1%

End of the list — all 33 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.