The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0252 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0252AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.84
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0347 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0347AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.4
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0431 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0431AAPL
INTERN
Rarity59.06
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0484 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0484AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.12
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0554 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0554AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.73
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0648 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0648AAPL
INTERN
Rarity62.4
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0671 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0671AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.58
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0694 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0694AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.79
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0734 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0734AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.68
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0805 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0805AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.97
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0902 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0902AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.29
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0921 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0921AAPL
INTERN
Rarity59.96
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1010 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1010AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.27
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1122 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1122NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.01
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1235 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1235NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.49
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1348 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1348NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.56
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1460 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1460NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.17
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1556 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1556NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.75
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1630 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1630NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.62
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1634 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1634NVDA
INTERN
Rarity63.8
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1689 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1689NVDA
INTERN
Rarity66.09
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1774 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1774NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.39
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2291 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#2291TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.48
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2383 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#2383TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.66
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2499 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#2499TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.89
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2604 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#2604TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.58
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2680 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#2680TSLA
INTERN
Rarity62.65
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2942 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#2942TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.96
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2975 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#2975TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.7
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3012 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#3012TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.85
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3055 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#3055TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.69
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3083 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#3083TSLA
INTERN
Rarity64.69
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3091 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#3091TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.71
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3111 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#3111TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.02
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3126 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#3126TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.24
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3194 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#3194TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.18
Rarest: royal 7.1%

End of the list — all 36 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.