The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0039 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on royal
#0039AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.22
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0117 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#0117AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.06
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0149 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, on royal
#0149AAPL
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Rarity56.34
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0229 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#0229AAPL
INTERN
Rarity60.98
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0324 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on royal
#0324AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.67
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0694 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0694AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.79
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0791 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#0791AAPL
INTERN
Rarity61.61
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0902 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0902AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.29
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1096 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#1096AAPL
INTERN
Rarity59.96
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1235 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1235NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.49
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1509 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#1509NVDA
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Rarity50.39
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2077 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#2077NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.01
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2103 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#2103NVDA
INTERN
Rarity69.25
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2311 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#2311TSLA
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Rarity60.94
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2342 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on royal
#2342TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.75
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2481 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#2481TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.27
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2627 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#2627TSLA
INTERN
Rarity62.18
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2827 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#2827TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.03
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2865 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#2865TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.11
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2975 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#2975TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.7
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3024 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#3024TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.08
Rarest: royal 7.1%

End of the list — all 21 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.