The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0284 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0284AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.08
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0298 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0298AAPL
INTERN
Rarity64.47
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0599 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0599AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.8
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0628 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0628AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.64
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1035 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1035AAPL
INTERN
Rarity63.17
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1166 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1166NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.61
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1260 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1260NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.59
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1266 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1266NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.34
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1389 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1389NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.9
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1491 — a cream cat, in a black suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1491NVDA
INTERN
Rarity61.43
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1687 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1687NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.4
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1743 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1743NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.79
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1749 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1749NVDA
INTERN
Rarity67.45
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1834 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1834NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.48
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1886 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1886NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.99
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2033 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#2033NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.4
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2043 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#2043NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.31
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2482 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#2482TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.41
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2732 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#2732TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.43
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2897 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#2897TSLA
INTERN
Rarity59.16
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3122 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#3122TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.69
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3131 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#3131TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.13
Rarest: royal 7.1%

End of the list — all 22 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.