The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0216 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#0216AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.99
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0221 — a mint cat, in a green suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#0221AAPL
INTERN
Rarity59.72
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0628 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0628AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.64
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0663 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on royal
#0663AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.85
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0697 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#0697AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.22
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0796 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#0796AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.8
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0942 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#0942AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.41
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1687 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1687NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.4
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1720 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on royal
#1720NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.56
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1834 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1834NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.48
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1999 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#1999NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.27
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2033 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#2033NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.4
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2062 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#2062NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.27
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2091 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on royal
#2091NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.51
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2121 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#2121NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.33
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2133 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#2133NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.54
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2174 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, on royal
#2174NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.93
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2356 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#2356TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.78
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2482 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#2482TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.41
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3027 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#3027TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.41
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3122 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#3122TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.69
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3124 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on royal
#3124TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.81
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3205 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#3205TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.66
Rarest: lavender 6.6%

End of the list — all 23 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.