The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0002 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on royal
#0002AAPL
Mascot
Rarity62.07
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0032 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#0032AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.35
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0039 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on royal
#0039AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.22
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0149 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, on royal
#0149AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.34
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0208 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on royal
#0208AAPL
INTERN
Rarity64.08
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0216 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#0216AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.99
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0229 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#0229AAPL
INTERN
Rarity60.98
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0258 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#0258AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.08
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0294 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#0294AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.64
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0324 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on royal
#0324AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.67
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0334 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#0334AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.81
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0346 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on royal
#0346AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.85
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0352 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#0352AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.94
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0374 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#0374AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.07
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0446 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on royal
#0446AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.11
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0454 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on royal
#0454AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.51
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0532 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#0532AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.73
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0548 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, on royal
#0548AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.63
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0567 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on royal
#0567AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.5
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0584 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#0584AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.63
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0638 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on royal
#0638AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.98
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0641 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#0641AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.85
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0656 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, on royal
#0656AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.51
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0663 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on royal
#0663AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.85
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0697 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#0697AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.22
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0723 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on royal
#0723AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.46
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0745 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, on royal
#0745AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.72
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0831 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on royal
#0831AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.45
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0834 — a mint cat, in a green suit, on royal
#0834AAPL
INTERN
Rarity67.16
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0911 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on royal
#0911AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.89
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0942 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#0942AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.41
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0961 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on royal
#0961AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.15
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0997 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#0997AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.95
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1006 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on royal
#1006AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.53
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1019 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#1019AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.59
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1020 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#1020AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.27
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1023 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#1023AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.66
Rarest: royal 7.1%

End of the list — all 37 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.