The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

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All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #1141 — a gray cat, in a green suit, on royal
#1141NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.66
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1146 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on royal
#1146NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.9
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1155 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, on royal
#1155NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.62
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1191 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on royal
#1191NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.19
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1209 — a sky cat, in a green suit, on royal
#1209NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.72
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1252 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on royal
#1252NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.51
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1278 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#1278NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.87
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1304 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#1304NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.78
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1317 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on royal
#1317NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.52
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1370 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on royal
#1370NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.22
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1391 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on royal
#1391NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.38
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1407 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#1407NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.07
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1469 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, on royal
#1469NVDA
INTERN
Rarity64.92
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1509 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#1509NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.39
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1528 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#1528NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.55
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1568 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on royal
#1568NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.06
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1577 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#1577NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.39
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1591 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, on royal
#1591NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.07
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1652 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on royal
#1652NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.44
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1656 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#1656NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.69
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1673 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#1673NVDA
INTERN
Rarity63.76
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1720 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on royal
#1720NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.56
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1778 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#1778NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.73
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1835 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on royal
#1835NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.8
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1913 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#1913NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.06
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1990 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#1990NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.44
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2062 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#2062NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.27
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2063 — a gray cat, in a green suit, on royal
#2063NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.48
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2077 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#2077NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.01
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2091 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on royal
#2091NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.51
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2133 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#2133NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.54
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2174 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, on royal
#2174NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.93
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2188 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on royal
#2188NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.43
Rarest: royal 7.1%

End of the list — all 33 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.