The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0208 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on royal

#0208AAPL

INTERN

Rarity64.08

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0334 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on royal

#0334AAPL

INTERN

Rarity54.81

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0766 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal

#0766AAPL

INTERN

Rarity59.89

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0831 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on royal

#0831AAPL

INTERN

Rarity54.45

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0997 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on royal

#0997AAPL

INTERN

Rarity53.95

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1469 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, on royal

#1469NVDA

INTERN

Rarity64.92

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1472 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal

#1472NVDA

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Rarity56.83

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1673 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on royal

#1673NVDA

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Rarity63.76

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1687 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal

#1687NVDA

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Rarity57.4

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1749 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal

#1749NVDA

INTERN

Rarity67.45

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2023 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal

#2023NVDA

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Rarity62.52

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2071 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal

#2071NVDA

INTERN

Rarity56.46

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2133 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on royal

#2133NVDA

INTERN

Rarity51.54

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2402 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal

#2402TSLA

INTERN

Rarity71.65

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2680 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal

#2680TSLA

INTERN

Rarity62.65

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2755 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, on royal

#2755TSLA

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Rarity54.51

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2794 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on royal

#2794TSLA

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Rarity63.84

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #3205 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on royal

#3205TSLA

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Rarity56.66

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #3253 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on royal

#3253TSLA

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Rarity64.69

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #3257 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on royal

#3257TSLA

INTERN

Rarity60.72

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

End of the list — all 20 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.