The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

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All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0002 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on royal
#0002AAPL
Mascot
Rarity62.07
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0039 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on royal
#0039AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.22
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0298 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0298AAPL
INTERN
Rarity64.47
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0454 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on royal
#0454AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.51
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0548 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, on royal
#0548AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.63
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0641 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#0641AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.85
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0697 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#0697AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.22
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0902 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0902AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.29
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0942 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#0942AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.41
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1122 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1122NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.01
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1191 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on royal
#1191NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.19
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1345 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#1345NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.54
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1524 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#1524NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.51
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1568 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on royal
#1568NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.06
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1630 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1630NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.62
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1720 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on royal
#1720NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.56
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1774 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1774NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.39
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1834 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1834NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.48
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1890 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#1890NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.32
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1911 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#1911NVDA
INTERN
Rarity62.63
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1990 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#1990NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.44
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2094 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#2094NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.38
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2418 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on royal
#2418TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.15
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2711 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, on royal
#2711TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.73
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2712 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#2712TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.95
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2804 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#2804TSLA
INTERN
Rarity60.02
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3040 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#3040TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.61
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3055 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#3055TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.69
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3126 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#3126TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.24
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3197 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on royal
#3197TSLA
INTERN
Rarity61.22
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3291 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on royal
#3291TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.15
Rarest: royal 7.1%

End of the list — all 31 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.