The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0032 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#0032AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.35
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0216 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#0216AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.99
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0252 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0252AAPL
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Rarity50.84
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0258 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#0258AAPL
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Rarity43.08
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0294 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#0294AAPL
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Rarity48.64
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0298 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0298AAPL
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Rarity64.47
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0334 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#0334AAPL
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Rarity54.81
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0420 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#0420AAPL
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Rarity51.03
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0431 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0431AAPL
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Rarity59.06
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0484 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0484AAPL
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Rarity53.12
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0532 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#0532AAPL
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Rarity57.73
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0584 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#0584AAPL
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Rarity47.63
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0697 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#0697AAPL
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Rarity55.22
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0766 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#0766AAPL
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Rarity59.89
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0791 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#0791AAPL
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Rarity61.61
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0805 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0805AAPL
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Rarity50.97
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0921 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0921AAPL
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Rarity59.96
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0942 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#0942AAPL
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Rarity45.41
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1019 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#1019AAPL
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Rarity47.59
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1023 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#1023AAPL
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Rarity44.66
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1096 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#1096AAPL
INTERN
Rarity59.96
Rarest: royal 7.1%

End of the list — all 21 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.