The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0321 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0321AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.77
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0470 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0470AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.37
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #0629 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0629AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.08
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0631 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0631AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.73
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0644 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0644AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.16
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #0721 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0721AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.08
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0891 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0891AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.89
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #0901 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0901AAPL
INTERN
Rarity38.57
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0966 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0966AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.8
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1251 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1251NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.84
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1415 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1415NVDA
INTERN
Rarity39.48
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1554 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1554NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.87
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1631 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1631NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.09
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1667 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, on sky
#1667NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.79
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #1962 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1962NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.97
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2102 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#2102NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.61
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2171 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#2171NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.58
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2518 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#2518TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.23
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2972 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#2972TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.18
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2981 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#2981TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.69
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #3211 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#3211TSLA
INTERN
Rarity37.41
Rarest: sky 13.8%

End of the list — all 21 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.