The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0151 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0151AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.2
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0369 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0369AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.19
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0373 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#0373AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.57
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0470 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0470AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.37
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #0579 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0579AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.55
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #0643 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0643AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.26
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0684 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0684AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.11
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0741 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0741AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.08
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0759 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0759AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.44
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #0763 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0763AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.77
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0812 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0812AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.71
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0891 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0891AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.89
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #0901 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0901AAPL
INTERN
Rarity38.57
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1437 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1437NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.94
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1885 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1885NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.04
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #2012 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#2012NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.6
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2083 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2083NVDA
INTERN
Rarity36.86
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2171 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#2171NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.58
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2215 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2215NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.67
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2357 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#2357TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.74
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2532 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2532TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.04
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2725 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2725TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.27
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2843 — a cream cat, in a black suit, on sky
#2843TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.58
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #3018 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#3018TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.59
Rarest: blep 12.9%

End of the list — all 24 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.