The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0377 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0377AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.51
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0470 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0470AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.37
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #0606 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0606AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.64
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #0759 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0759AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.44
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #0790 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0790AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.42
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0806 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0806AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.15
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #0812 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0812AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.71
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0891 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0891AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.89
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #0968 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0968AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.96
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1026 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, on sky
#1026AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.22
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #1352 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#1352NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.83
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1511 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1511NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.15
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1516 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, on sky
#1516NVDA
INTERN
Rarity60.61
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1672 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1672NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.5
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #1785 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#1785NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.42
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1885 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1885NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.04
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #2190 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#2190NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2215 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2215NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.67
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2754 — a mint cat, in a black suit, on sky
#2754TSLA
INTERN
Rarity64.41
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2990 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, on sky
#2990TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.73
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #3018 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#3018TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.59
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #3174 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#3174TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.62
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #3278 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#3278TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.18
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

End of the list — all 23 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.