The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0136 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0136AAPL
INTERN
Rarity59.38
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0281 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0281AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.07
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0287 — a gray cat, in a black suit, on sky
#0287AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.57
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0398 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, on sky
#0398AAPL
INTERN
Rarity61.25
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0579 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0579AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.55
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #0748 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0748AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.24
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1022 — a pink cat, in a green suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#1022AAPL
INTERN
Rarity63.49
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1026 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, on sky
#1026AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.22
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #1027 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, on sky
#1027AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.05
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #1140 — a mint cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1140NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.61
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1179 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#1179NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.57
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1325 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, on sky
#1325NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.55
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1443 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, on sky
#1443NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.1
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1516 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, on sky
#1516NVDA
INTERN
Rarity60.61
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1576 — a gray cat, in a green suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#1576NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.88
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1613 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1613NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.66
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1667 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, on sky
#1667NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.79
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #2027 — a gray cat, in a green suit, on sky
#2027NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.14
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #2179 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2179NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.04
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #2196 — a sky cat, in a green suit, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#2196NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.91
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #2754 — a mint cat, in a black suit, on sky
#2754TSLA
INTERN
Rarity64.41
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2843 — a cream cat, in a black suit, on sky
#2843TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.58
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2903 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2903TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.63
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2968 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, on sky
#2968TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.73
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #2990 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, on sky
#2990TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.73
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #3043 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#3043TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.1
Rarest: None 12.6%

End of the list — all 26 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.