The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0030 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0030AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.42
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0161 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0161AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.81
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0573 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0573AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.31
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0582 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0582AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.58
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0606 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0606AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.64
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #0629 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0629AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.08
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0631 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0631AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.73
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0741 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0741AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.08
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0869 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0869AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.97
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0879 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0879AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.6
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0891 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0891AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.89
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #0966 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0966AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.8
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1128 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1128NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.2
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1344 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#1344NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.66
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #1435 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1435NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.87
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1441 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on sky
#1441NVDA
INTERN
Rarity39.99
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1444 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1444NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.87
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #1546 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#1546NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.65
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1607 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on sky
#1607NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.29
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1641 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on sky
#1641NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.21
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #1917 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1917NVDA
INTERN
Rarity60.44
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1937 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1937NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.12
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2047 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2047NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.92
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2058 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2058NVDA
INTERN
Rarity39.99
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2083 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2083NVDA
INTERN
Rarity36.86
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2096 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2096NVDA
INTERN
Rarity36.18
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2135 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2135NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.04
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2141 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2141NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.2
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2209 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2209NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.26
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2261 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2261TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.06
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2440 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#2440TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.11
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2523 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#2523TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.65
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2603 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2603TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.25
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2674 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#2674TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.12
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2707 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2707TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.92
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2725 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2725TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.27
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2912 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#2912TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.1
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #3098 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#3098TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.85
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #3174 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#3174TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.62
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #3273 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#3273TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.6
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #3327 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#3327TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.31
Rarest: black 9.7%

End of the list — all 41 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.