The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0044 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, on sky
#0044AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.72
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0188 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0188AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.3
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0288 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0288AAPL
INTERN
Rarity39.08
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0398 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, on sky
#0398AAPL
INTERN
Rarity61.25
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0413 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0413AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.63
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0429 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0429AAPL
INTERN
Rarity36
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #0476 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0476AAPL
INTERN
Rarity39.77
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #0515 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0515AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.87
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0652 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0652AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.44
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #0684 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0684AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.11
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0731 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0731AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.28
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0744 — a white cat, in a navy suit, on sky
#0744AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.19
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #0759 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0759AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.44
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #0819 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0819AAPL
INTERN
Rarity36.75
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0935 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0935AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.47
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1026 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, on sky
#1026AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.22
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #1057 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on sky
#1057AAPL
INTERN
Rarity37.67
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #1063 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on sky
#1063AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.94
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #1211 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1211NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.25
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1248 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1248NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.48
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #1265 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1265NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.23
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1506 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1506NVDA
INTERN
Rarity38.03
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #1516 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, on sky
#1516NVDA
INTERN
Rarity60.61
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1546 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#1546NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.65
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1571 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#1571NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.13
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #1589 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, on sky
#1589NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.42
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #1607 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on sky
#1607NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.29
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1625 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, on sky
#1625NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.66
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1645 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1645NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.85
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1785 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#1785NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.42
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1841 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1841NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.33
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1871 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1871NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.46
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1903 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#1903NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.2
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #1905 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#1905NVDA
INTERN
Rarity33.89
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2056 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#2056NVDA
INTERN
Rarity36.25
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2083 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2083NVDA
INTERN
Rarity36.86
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2085 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#2085NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.91
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2131 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#2131NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.08
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2205 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2205NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.31
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2233 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#2233TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.28
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2238 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2238TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.1
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2637 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#2637TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.93
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2666 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2666TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.05
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2667 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#2667TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.02
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2764 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#2764TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.19
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2848 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#2848TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.39
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2946 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#2946TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.29
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #2973 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#2973TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.16
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #3018 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#3018TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.59
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #3035 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#3035TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.75
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #3059 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#3059TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.88
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #3108 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, on sky
#3108TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.2
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #3142 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on sky
#3142TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.22
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #3187 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#3187TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.01
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #3239 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#3239TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.01
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #3283 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#3283TSLA
INTERN
Rarity39.18
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #3284 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#3284TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.13
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #3297 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#3297TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.78
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #3301 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#3301TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.09
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #3313 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, on sky
#3313TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.69
Rarest: mint 8.3%

End of the list — all 60 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.