The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0398 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, on sky
#0398AAPL
INTERN
Rarity61.25
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0684 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0684AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.11
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0744 — a white cat, in a navy suit, on sky
#0744AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.19
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #0748 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0748AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.24
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0935 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0935AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.47
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1080 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1080AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #1248 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1248NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.48
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #1265 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1265NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.23
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1579 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1579NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.49
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1607 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on sky
#1607NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.29
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1642 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#1642NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.57
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1841 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1841NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.33
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1861 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1861NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.43
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1862 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1862NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.09
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2085 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#2085NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.91
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2196 — a sky cat, in a green suit, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#2196NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.91
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #2238 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2238TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.1
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2396 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2396TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.72
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #2498 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#2498TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.58
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2576 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2576TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.88
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2764 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#2764TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.19
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2938 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2938TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.91
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2965 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#2965TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.19
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2973 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#2973TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.16
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #3283 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#3283TSLA
INTERN
Rarity39.18
Rarest: tabby 12.9%

End of the list — all 25 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.