The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0272 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0272AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.9
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0317 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#0317AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.66
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0412 — a white cat, in a navy suit, on sky
#0412AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.27
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0643 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0643AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.26
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0695 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0695AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.75
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0752 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0752AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.75
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0814 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0814AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.53
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0968 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0968AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.96
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1205 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#1205NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.52
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1343 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1343NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.84
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1588 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1588NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.29
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #1738 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1738NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.97
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #2068 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#2068NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.52
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2420 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#2420TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.56
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2427 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#2427TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2547 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2547TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.44
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2674 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#2674TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.12
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2903 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2903TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.63
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2988 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#2988TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.27
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #3098 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#3098TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.85
Rarest: mint 12.2%

End of the list — all 20 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.