The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0041 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0041AAPL
INTERN
Rarity37.33
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #0057 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0057AAPL
INTERN
Rarity37.9
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #0102 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0102AAPL
INTERN
Rarity39.54
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0121 — a white cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0121AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.89
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #0123 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0123AAPL
INTERN
Rarity39.48
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0197 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0197AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.77
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0240 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0240AAPL
INTERN
Rarity37.87
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0247 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#0247AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.41
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0287 — a gray cat, in a black suit, on sky
#0287AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.57
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0357 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0357AAPL
INTERN
Rarity36.01
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0369 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0369AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.19
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0435 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0435AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.23
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0437 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#0437AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.66
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0486 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#0486AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.17
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0579 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0579AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.55
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #0595 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0595AAPL
INTERN
Rarity32.84
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0627 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, on sky
#0627AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.01
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #0705 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0705AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.34
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0719 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0719AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.34
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0746 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#0746AAPL
INTERN
Rarity39.58
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0822 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0822AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.99
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0869 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0869AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.97
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0872 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0872AAPL
INTERN
Rarity38.36
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0883 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, on sky
#0883AAPL
INTERN
Rarity38.31
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #0985 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0985AAPL
INTERN
Rarity38.23
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1046 — a pink cat, in a black suit, on sky
#1046AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.66
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1051 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#1051AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.61
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1066 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1066AAPL
INTERN
Rarity36.85
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #1105 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1105AAPL
INTERN
Rarity39.4
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1140 — a mint cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1140NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.61
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1144 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1144NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.42
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1179 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#1179NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.57
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1216 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#1216NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.73
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1227 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1227NVDA
INTERN
Rarity35.21
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1298 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1298NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.73
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1449 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1449NVDA
INTERN
Rarity35.35
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1499 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1499NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.84
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1710 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1710NVDA
INTERN
Rarity36.37
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1869 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#1869NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.52
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1888 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1888NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.34
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1916 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1916NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.19
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1965 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1965NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.61
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #2058 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2058NVDA
INTERN
Rarity39.99
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2096 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2096NVDA
INTERN
Rarity36.18
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2228 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2228TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.74
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2326 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#2326TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.19
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2391 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#2391TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.68
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #2440 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#2440TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.11
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2509 — a mint cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#2509TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.66
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2523 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#2523TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.65
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2568 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#2568TSLA
INTERN
Rarity33.36
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2721 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2721TSLA
INTERN
Rarity36.74
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2820 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2820TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.23
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2844 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#2844TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.23
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2969 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#2969TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.84
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #3250 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on sky
#3250TSLA
INTERN
Rarity39.26
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #3273 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#3273TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.6
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

End of the list — all 57 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.