The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0087 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0087AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.92
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0121 — a white cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0121AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.89
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #0369 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0369AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.19
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0397 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0397AAPL
INTERN
Rarity38.82
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0746 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#0746AAPL
INTERN
Rarity39.58
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0782 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0782AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.66
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0806 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0806AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.15
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #0822 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0822AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.99
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0824 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#0824AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.42
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0861 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0861AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.06
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0919 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0919AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.16
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0968 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0968AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.96
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1051 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#1051AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.61
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1060 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#1060AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.3
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1140 — a mint cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1140NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.61
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1441 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on sky
#1441NVDA
INTERN
Rarity39.99
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1710 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1710NVDA
INTERN
Rarity36.37
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1731 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#1731NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.28
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1879 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1879NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.45
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2047 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2047NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.92
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2141 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2141NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.2
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2209 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2209NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.26
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2228 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2228TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.74
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2400 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2400TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.83
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2440 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#2440TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.11
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2547 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2547TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.44
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2844 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#2844TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.23
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2971 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#2971TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.06
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #3011 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#3011TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.52
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #3021 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#3021TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.74
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #3029 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#3029TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.24
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #3119 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#3119TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.08
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #3200 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#3200TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.49
Rarest: magenta 12.3%

End of the list — all 33 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.