The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0006 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#0006AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.85
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0041 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0041AAPL
INTERN
Rarity37.33
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #0123 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0123AAPL
INTERN
Rarity39.48
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0240 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0240AAPL
INTERN
Rarity37.87
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0265 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#0265AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.63
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0272 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0272AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.9
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0357 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0357AAPL
INTERN
Rarity36.01
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0412 — a white cat, in a navy suit, on sky
#0412AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.27
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0444 — a white cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0444AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.51
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0540 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#0540AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.14
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0595 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0595AAPL
INTERN
Rarity32.84
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0606 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0606AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.64
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #0705 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0705AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.34
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0752 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0752AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.75
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0763 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0763AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.77
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0767 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0767AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.28
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0835 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0835AAPL
INTERN
Rarity39.47
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #0872 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0872AAPL
INTERN
Rarity38.36
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0985 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0985AAPL
INTERN
Rarity38.23
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1104 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1104AAPL
INTERN
Rarity35.3
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1179 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#1179NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.57
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1205 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#1205NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.52
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1227 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1227NVDA
INTERN
Rarity35.21
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1376 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#1376NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.86
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #1404 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#1404NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.21
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1449 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1449NVDA
INTERN
Rarity35.35
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1499 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1499NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.84
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1532 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1532NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.75
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #1570 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1570NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.21
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #1869 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#1869NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.52
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1943 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#1943NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.18
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #1951 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1951NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.56
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1965 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1965NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.61
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #2247 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#2247TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.16
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2261 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2261TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.06
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2329 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#2329TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.14
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2347 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#2347TSLA
INTERN
Rarity37.78
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2465 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#2465TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.1
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2624 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#2624TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.54
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2721 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2721TSLA
INTERN
Rarity36.74
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2820 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2820TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.23
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2869 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2869TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.07
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2912 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#2912TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.1
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2990 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, on sky
#2990TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.73
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #3043 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#3043TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.1
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #3103 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#3103TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.34
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #3170 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#3170TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.59
Rarest: sky 13.8%

End of the list — all 47 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.